geocaching today with @hchebenstreit
I hate how I can see someone who is bigger than me and think they look so pretty and sexy and curvy. and then I can feel so not pretty and so not sexy and so not curvy in a good way. I just feel flabby and blob-like and awful.
Straight to the point.
This shit is my favorite
I miss having sex in like really public places when I was a teen and now I’m an adult and I’m like “nope we could actually go to jail for this shit now”
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
i feel like such a geek understanding this joke
sit down kid literally everyone gets it