December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
you guys have no idea how much i support this.
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You: favorite stores to shop?
Stranger: mc donalds
i can not unsee what i just saw.
a dog eating a girl out on omegle. omg. why the fuck would you do that. animal cruelty or something. how do you ever forget that. what the fuck.
omg chelsea just made my night by playing...
i hope you all noticed my pretty mermaid hair...
it’s not quite very long, but it’s curly and pretty. or so i think.
someone play peek-a-boo with me. →
be lame on omegle or sit here on my slow AF dash? hahah, maybe i’ll even go fuck bitches on club penguin. i’m just really bored tonight and i’m being immature.
i am so fucking bored. this is a perfect way to start off my last day of 2011.
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my feet are so cold! someone please come sit on them to warm them up.
everything is just really bugging me right now.
thatshipstersforyou:
if you randomly kiss me on the cheek/neck/nose/forehead/penis i’ll fall in love with you so easy
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
can i just please have naked cuddling and sex right now.
i really want some cereal right now.
my nipples are being weird today.
not like weird-looking. just different. i don’t know, it’s hard to explain.
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i’m going to watch movies instead of wasting my life on tumblr because no one luv me here.
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it's going to be a long night.